Knock, Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash-who? (cashew)
No thanks
Peanuts (pee-nutzz)

the words in brackets are what the tot would say instead. 


This is a little joke that the toddler picked up almost immediately after I said it to her one morning. I heard it on the The Ellen DeGeneres Show while nursing her, laughed out loud and repeated to her.

Ever since, she would tell it with great amusement and bursting into laughter immediately after. Lucky me to hear her version several times a day too. Haha.