What does a hungry ghost want?
I- scream!
What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service!
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